I hate leaving the house. There are so many excuses (ahem) reasons why. I will list them.
1. I hate having to wear push up bras, and/or make-up
2. I cannot stand people I don't know, there is no specific reason for that.
3. I ALWAYS get stuck behind Captain Moron and his half-wit family that want to use a combination Food stamp, WIC check, Cash assistance, and Change to pay for whatever he is doing.
4. My house is my sanctuary, my safety and it smells good.
5. Because I am lazy. Not like 'I am not gonna work cuz I am working on my rap album' lazy...like get dressed, shoes, keys, blah blah blah, go to store, bank, back home cuz I forgot something then back and most likely will run into #3's brother.
6. Pocatello sucks, and everytime I leave the house I am reminded.
So there, that is why I hate leaving the house, there are so many other reasons and if I was drunk I am sure I could remember them. Until now, you get 6. So as to my title? I now am unable to run errands because I have to Blog. Thank you Blogger for helping me no longer look like a lazy asshole!
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